Top 10 SEO Mistakes You Could Be Making

Despite all the info out there, I consistently bad practices carried out

Focus too much on link building.

I get it, link building is awesome, but shouldn’t be your primary focus. Think of link building as more of an extra boost when your rankings from onsite efforts have reached a plateau. Now keep in mind I’m not necessarily talking about local citation links, or the obvious niche/business directory and community awareness links. I’m more so referring to the monthly linking packages everyone is going crazy about. Only build the links you need, then focus on building resources for link-baiting and alternative natural links.

Focus too much on creating content, too little on marketing content

This is a big one. Much too often I see the constant push of “fresh content” as a top  marketing priority,  shared minimally to their few social media followers, most likely never  to be seen, only to be buried in a pile of outdated resources.

In the world of content marketing less can be more, and often is. There is a little known golden rule to successful content marketing. It is create less promote more, spend 20% of your time creating the content, and 80% promoting. In the world of content and business, even if you have the greatest content or product in the world, if no one sees it, it really doesn’t matter.

Think about it. Is it better to create 4 articles a month, minimally promoted on limited syndication networks,  only to be seen by a few, and shared even less, or create 1 piece of content a month, inclusive to its own marketing campaign, then shared tenfold, creating both brand awareness and website traffic.

Instead of mismanaging time focusing on pushing out as much content as possible, I’d recommend taking the time to market the few great pieces of content and build up a mini army of targeted audience to market to, that will in turn market to others.

Not considering your competition

Let’s face it, whatever industry you’re in, you probably have a competitor or two. While creating your own SEO and marketing plan,

Before diving into a marketing or SEO content strategy, you should evaluate how difficult it would be to outdo or outrank your completion. Ask yourself, would the amount of effort required to outrank the competitors be feasible? Or would resources be better funneled towards alternative content or efforts and low-hanging fruit.

Worrying too much about what the competition is doing

I’m not saying forget the competition, however,  much too often the people we would think of as marketing pros copy what the high authority competition is doing, assuming their tactics must be the bee’s knee. This however can be, and is often a critical mistake. Even the thought of marketing pros can use outdated or unaligned marketing tactics that would minimally negatively impact the high authority giant, but be the death of your little startup.

Not leveraging and building their social media presence

As I’m sure most of you know, social media can be huge traffic source, potentially funneling a ton a traffic wherever you may please, but only if you have an targeted audience willing to listen.

 

Pushing tactics onto clients that are irrelevant to their overall success and business goals

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  4. Oh God, what have I done?

 

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Google Local Business Listing Optimization Tips

Since nobody here has explained how to get your local+business site ranked high on google here it is…

Road Kill

Here is the hierarchy of optimization techniques listed by importance:

  1. Completeness of information in your listing
  2. Keywords included in your company name (don’t SPAM)
  3. Website Optimization – use City and State keywords in your Titles and Meta Tags, add your address to your web pages, etc.
  4. Category w/ Search Terms (cosmetic dentist, personal injury attorney)
  5. Completeness of information in your listing
  6. Proximity to center of city(****from what I hear this is not as important as it once was****) – Think Locally – Having a business location in the CENTER of town helps you get to the top of the list. The closer your office is to the center of your city, the higher your listing is usually positioned on the Google Maps list. For example, if you view any Google Maps list, the first three listings returned (A,B & C) are located in the center of the city. The businesses listed further down the list migrate out from the center of town.
  7. “Flair” – photos, videos, coupons, payment methods, parking instructions
  8. Listings in directories that include local address info (SuperPagesd*tc*m, YellowPagesd*tc*m, CitySearchd*tc*m, etc.)
  9. Number of In-Bound Links (IBLs) from local city websites and directories
  10. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!
  11. Total number of reviews
  12. High ratings in your Google reviews (More stars can mean higher positioning)

(**** It also helps if you have an aged domain, Google equates age with trust*****)

From what I’ve seen after you have done all these to the best of your ability, the number of reviews your business has will knock up your Google places listing position. It is not important if all the reviews are 5 stars or 1 star. Do not post all of your reviews from the same place (check “lubbock dentist” as an example,even though they are the top spot) Google doesn’t like this and will eventually punish you. It would be great if there was a bot that posted reviews around the web for your business. Also your going to want to spread the reviews over a period of time. I believe your IP may be tracked by G if you post a review with them sp dont spam reviews there.If anyone has any other info on how to get a top spot on GP list please share…preferably ways that don’t take forever like these…

I forgot to mention on #3 you should have your address on EVERY SINGLE PAGE and be sure it is exacty identical to the information in the gp listing.

i agree with all of this with the exception of keywords in your business title. it will get you banned. great idea in the short run, but….

http://www.google.com/business/

https://business.google.com/create

 

Shopfront such as restaurant, hotel, msum, phamacy, movie theatre, 

https://business.google.com/add

 

Service Area or mobile such as a electrician, food delivery, pizza delivery, taxi’s, consulting, sales, etc

https://business.google.com/add?sab=1

 

Brand such as  bands, websites, actors, mascots, singers, organizations, sports teams, tv shows, books, movies, consumer goods, etc.

https://business.google.com/create/brand

 

 

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How To Rank In Bing

Though the overwhelming majority of people looking to improve their search engine rankings are trying to find ways to improve their results on Google, the truth of the matter is after Bing and Yahoo combined they began to meet up 30% of online search traffic.
It is absolutely impossible to ignore Bing any longer if you’re serious about driving as much traffic as you can, and especially if you’re serious about driving affordable and laser targeted traffic at that.

Of course, most people try to leverage the same kind of search engine optimization tricks, tips, and tactics that they use on Google when optimizing for Bing. They assume that all major search engines are going to use the same kind of ranking systems and algorithms to build their search engine results, not understanding that these two major search engine networks (and most others) are as wildly different as it gets.

If you are going to have any success whatsoever optimizing your website to shoot up the rankings on Bing you’re going to need to know EXACTLY what Bing is looking for in the first place. It isn’t exactly always what Google is looking for, either.

But thankfully you will be able to run off of the Bing search engine optimization playbook that we outline for you below. You’ll find all kinds of inside information about how to better optimize your webpages, your blog posts, and your social media activity to improve your overall ranking and begin to climb higher and higher in the organic results.

Obviously this kind of change in your ranking isn’t going to happen overnight, but you are definitely going to be surprised to find just how quickly your ranking can improve when you focus on the most important elements. When you cut out the “fat and waste” from your search engine optimization efforts, begin focusing on major “movers” that will definitely improve your rank rather than minor “workers” that may or may not have any lasting impact whatsoever, you’ll be able to enjoy the kinds of search engine results (and traffic) you were looking for in the first place.

Now, for obvious reasons, you are going to want to try and implement as many of these Bing improvements as reasonably possible. Though there are all kinds of fad search engine optimization tactics and strategies that you might be able to put into place to get a temporary boost now and again, these are the foundational elements that should (but may not always) help you solidify your rankings once you reach the front page.
Are you ready to dive right in?
Great!
Let’s get right to it!

Opening the floodgates to targeted traffic on Bing is easier than you probably expect..
When it comes to the world of search engine optimization, it’s never been quite as easy – or as difficult – to improve your rankings, streamline your search engine optimization efforts, and make sure that your website has absolutely everything it needs to climb to the top organically.
Sure, that sounds a little bit crazy at first, but allow me to explain.
You see, search engine optimization is no longer the wild shootout that it used to be in the past. Over the last 10 years more and more people have been able to reverse engineer all of the major “touch points” of search engine algorithms from the major search engine networks, breaking down in synthesizing exactly what it takes to improve your ranking without as much guesswork as was necessary before.
This results in search engine optimization efforts that are a lot more focused, a lot more impactful, and a lot easier to implement – but that works as a bit of a double-edged sword.
After all, since it is so much easier to optimize your page and all of your other online efforts for specific keywords and to leverage targeted traffic, more and more people are able to do so. This makes the world of search engine optimization (especially on Bing) a lot more challenging as far as competition is concerned while it is at the same time significantly easier from a technical standpoint.
The gist of all this is pretty simple and straightforward:
You aren’t ever going to have to guess your way to the top of the Bing search engine rankings ever again, and you aren’t going to have to labor over ineffective or inefficient search engine optimization efforts, either. At the same time, you’re going to have to work twice as hard at implementing all of the foundational elements that will “put you on the map” – as you can rest assured that your competition is going to be working double-overtime themselves to try and out rank you.
This is why it is so important to focus on the inside information that we provide for you below.
Sure, you may have heard some of the details that we are going to break down for you. And yes, some of them might seem almost too simple and straightforward. But you’d have to be at least a little bit crazy not to focus on the basics, cover all of your bases, and leverage the “link juice” that these Bing search engine optimization touchstones have to offer.
Shall we get right to the meat and potatoes of this guide already?
We thought so.

What are the major overarching factors that play the most significant role in improving your search engine rankings in Bing?
While we are going to break down about a dozen or more different tactical things that you can do to improve your search engine rankings in Bing, it’s important to illustrate the handful of foundational elements that you are going to want to focus on first to get the most leverage out of.
There are always going to be a lot of different things that you’re going to be able to try to improve your search engine rankings on Bing, but these elements below have been uncovered to be the highest impact elements that you’ll want to focus on first and foremost.

Take care of these, and they’ll do the bulk of the heavy lifting for you. Ignore them, and your rank may never change.

Domain names and URLs with keywords in them are still beneficial
Though most search engine optimization professionals have discovered that the Google weights domain names and URLs with specific targeted keywords in them less significantly than they used to in the past, nothing could be further from the truth when we are talking about Bing.

Bing definitely pays attention to domain names that include exact keyword matches, and still gives a significant amount of influence to URLs that include exact keyword matches as well. This is important for web administrators, content creators, and those that are focused on creating the navigational structure of a specific site or service, as they’ll want to make sure that they are implementing intelligently named URLs and domains to squeeze every single drop of link juice out of them.

Social signals can dramatically improve search engine rankings all on their own
It’s almost impossible to remember what the world was like without Facebook and Twitter (not to mention all of the other social media networks out there), but it really wasn’t all that long ago that those social media platforms that are such a part of our everyday fabric didn’t even exist.

Google, Bing, Yahoo, and other major search engine networks were ranking websites long before Facebook was even dreamed up, and it honestly took these major search engine networks quite a while before they started to rely on social signals – social media activity relevant to particular domains, keywords, brand names, etc. – to help influence search engine results.

Today, though, Bing (more than almost any other search engine out there) relies on these social signals to provide a considerable amount of contextual relevance to domain names, URLs, links, and the “web presence” of individuals, organizations, and businesses. Bing is very, very conscious of social media activity, and is always looking for “evidence” to back up their search engine rankings on a variety of social media sites.

An increase in social signals will definitely help improve your search engine ranking on Bing, but it needs to be a sustained push for those ranking results to have any longevity whatsoever. A spike in social media activity may provide a bit of an instant boost, but after the hangover is over and when people stop talking about your business, your organization, or you yourself, your rank will begin to taper off as well.

Content remains king
It used to be true that you could throw out pretty much anything and everything online with absolutely no real relevance to what your keyword, your website, or your business/online presence was all about and still rank highly – provided that you stuffed the content with laser targeted keywords and made sure that the search engine algorithms were fooled into boosting your rank.

Today, nothing could be further from the truth.

Even though Bing isn’t quite as much of a stickler as Google is when it comes to the importance and value of relevant content (and, maybe more importantly, quality content), the search engine algorithm for Bing has definitely been more heavily weighted towards websites that constantly refresh their pages with newer content, provide content that is relevant to the keywords that the algorithm has detected, and is “shareable” across a variety of platforms – which is where social signals come into play.
The overwhelming majority of websites out there that rank well in Bing have multiple pages on their websites (the average is 113 internal links), with the in each page containing right around 670 words in the text and a number of the image and multimedia files throughout.
Content (relevant and high quality content) is becoming more and more important, as all of the major search engine platforms – including Google and Bing – understand that their users’ desire is the most accurate, the most relevant, and the most timely results.

If they aren’t able to provide those results, they aren’t going to remain the premier search engine platform available. This is why you’ll want to make sure that you are focused on improving and consistently adding relevant content to your page as often and as frequently as you can, even going so far as to stick to a regular posting schedule or calendar that hits all of the hot buttons you need to touch.

Backlinks are still critical to your long-term success
A handful of years ago, you could have done very nicely ranking a website with little more than some keyword optimized articles, a well selected domain name, and a touch of “link juice” generated from some appropriately curated backlinks.

In fact, up until maybe a year or so ago backlinks were the goose that laid the golden eggs in the search engine world, which is why so many people did absolutely everything in their power to grab as many backlinks as reasonably possible and direct them to their websites and their web presence.
Today, the power and influence that backlinks have to dramatically boost search engine rankings is nowhere near as high as it used to be even just five years ago – but it is still a major piece of the puzzle.

Sure, link wheels and other “advanced black hat/gray hat” search engine optimization strategies aren’t exactly as impactful as they used to be, but you’re still going to need to drum up as many high quality backlinks as you can and have them point to your site or your presence to boost your results.

Think of backlinks like this:
Search engine algorithms from Bing (and all of the other major networks) get a look at your backlinks and consider them to be votes of confidence that your content is high quality, original, and well worth investigating or sharing with as many people as possible.

Relevant backlinks (from competitors, those that share similar keywords, etc.) are even more impressive and beneficial, and relevant/targeted/authoritative backlinks are the best of the bunch. What you’ll need to do is seek out websites that already have high ranks in your niche, your industry, or the your field of competition and try to do absolutely everything in your power to get as many quality backlinks from them as possible.

According to independent research following search engine optimization metrics for Bing (much of which forms the basis of this quick guide), the webpages that fall on the first page of Bing results for any given keyword have (on average) 990 backlinks – each and every one of them targeted, relevant, and effective.
Obviously you aren’t going to be able to drum up almost 1000 backlinks overnight (and even if you were able to do so, search engine algorithms would detect the flood and overwhelming amount of backlinks and “buffer you” until they verified that they were legitimate – hurting your rankings in the process – but you’ll still need to get to work organically getting your hands on as many backlinks as possible.

Link juice is still alive and well for Bing in 2015, and likely will remain critically important for years and years to come (barring a complete overhaul of the Bing algorithm).



On page optimization gives you your best chance at boosting your results

Some of the best news that search engine optimization professionals are going to get (as well as website administrators, independent solo entrepreneurs responsible for their website, etc.) is that on page optimization – the optimization for search engine rankings that you actually have the most control over – remains your best chance at improving your rank over time.

You are going to need to make sure that you are doing absolutely everything in your power to hit all of the search engine optimization fundamentals as far as on page optimization is concerned, or you aren’t going to be able to climb higher and higher in the ranks going forward.

You need to make sure that the position of your keyword in the title tags is perfectly selected, that you have the keyword in your URL as well as in your page description, that your site speed (based off of your website code) is as lightning quick as possible, and that your keyword density is reasonable without triggering any flags.
Take care of all of those on page optimization fundamentals, and before you know it, your site or your online web presence is going to begin shooting up the rankings almost all on its own.

Here’s what you need to do now to improve your results on Bing
If you are serious about improving your search engine results on Bing (without crippling your results on any other major search engine platform), you need to pay close attention to all of the details we break down for you below.

Yes, you really can have your cake and eat it too when it comes to optimizing your pages, your site, and your online “real estate” for Google, Bing, and most other major (and some of the minor) search engine platforms – but you need to know EXACTLY what you’re doing to have any chance of success right out of the gate.

Here’s what you need to focus on most:
Create an overarching search engine optimization strategy for the next 12 months
If there’s one thing that you can do all on your own (immediately) to set you apart from 99.9% of your competitors as far as search engine optimization is concerned, it would be this.
The overwhelming majority of people out there that throw up a website and hope for a flood of organic traffic to somehow “find them” are going about search engine optimization all wrong. You see, they just jump on board any and every SEO fad they can, hoping that they’ll be able to hit a couple of hot points that might improve their flow of traffic without any real solid foundation, extra effort, or work whatsoever.

That just isn’t going to cut the mustard in today’s ultra-competitive online universe.

No, what you’re going to need to do instead is create an overarching search engine optimization strategy to improve your Bing results that includes milestones, deadlines, and tactics that feed into other tactics to leverage results (and improve your flow of traffic) so that you know EXACTLY what you’re getting into right out of the gate.
This is going to be your secret weapon when it comes to dominating the online traffic flow issues so many others have problems with.
Focus on your fundamentals
Once you have an action plan in hand you’ll need to begin knocking out as many of the fundamentals as you can to give yourself every edge and advantage in reaching your goals as far as traffic generation is concerned.

Yes, there are going to be times when are going to be tempted to jump on board the “next big thing” when it comes to quickly and almost effortlessly improving your being results – and honestly, there are going to be some times where you have to be at least a bit crazy not to leverage those comments – but the majority of the time you’ll want to build a rock solid foundation and work off of that platform.

Stick to the “unsexy” fundamentals (the fundamentals that we outlined above in this quick guide) and you’ll be able to build a solid platform to move forward from. Only then will you be able to play around with different search engine optimization tactics, techniques, tips, and tricks that might be able to give you an almost unfair advantage in the Bing search engine optimization game – but they won’t have the kind of impact you’re expecting unless you already have your house in order.
Final thoughts
At the end of the day, there are a lot of different things you are going to need to take advantage of, a lot of details that you’ll need to focus in on, and a lot of heavy lifting that needs to be done to have any success whatsoever online.

We live in the middle of the most competitive business environment in human history, and since the Internet has broken down all of the old barriers of entry anyone with a laptop and an Internet connection can jump into the mix at any point in time.

To fend off those competitors you need solid fundamentals, even more solid strategy, and a willingness to put your ideas into action. Hopefully you find the details in this guide to be useful going forward.
Best of luck from here on out!

 

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But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

The Rebel Force

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Ye-ha! The Force is strong with this one. I have you now.

  • I care. So, what do you think of her, Han?
  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.
  • I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

Return of the Jedi

The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Red Five standing by. Ye-ha! I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

Imperial Star Destroyer

I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. You don’t believe in the Force, do you?

  1. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.
  2. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
  3. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.
The Phantom Menace

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. I call it luck.

Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell

No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

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Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.

Am I right?

I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch?

  • Be quiet!
  • Bring her forward!
  • Oh, ow!
  • Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

We want a shrubbery!!

But you are dressed as one… And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. It’s only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt?

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how’d you become king, then?

  1. I dunno. Must be a king.
  2. Bring her forward!
Help, help, I’m being repressed!

Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

What… is your quest?

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What do you mean? Burn her! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! What a strange person. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

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Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy!

The Deep South

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why would a robot need to drink?

  • Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
  • You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
  • Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

I Second That Emotion

It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? It must be wonderful. You’re going to do his laundry? In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Put Your Head on my Shoulder

You know, I was God once. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

  1. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
  2. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
  3. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
  4. I love you, buddy!
Anthology of Interest I

Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

Anthology of Interest I

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. I never loved you. Take me to your leader! Hey, whatcha watching?

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You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

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I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

  • Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
  • It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Forest of the Dead

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Midnight

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

  1. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!
  2. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
  3. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
  4. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

The Impossible Astronaut

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

Journey’s End

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!